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Confirmed: Husbands Are Taking Way Too Long To Poop

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Scientists have confirmed what families have known all along: dads take too long to poop.

According to scientists, the average mammal should take no more than 12 seconds to muster a good poop. Scientists further concluded that husbands who exceed the 12 second rule are likely trying to avoid family time and using the restroom as a safe space.

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