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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Store Selling Pricey New Candle That Smells Like Her Vagina

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Celebrities have been getting a bad rap lately, many agreeing with Ricky Gervais and saying that they are a bit out of touch with reality.

For those that are not convinced, let us example Exhibit A: The Gwyneth Paltrow Candle that is said to have a “funny, gorgeous, sexy and beautifully unexpected scent”.

The smell is said to be authentic. Who is the judge of such things? Did the research and development team all take a day to sit down and have a nice lunch, then have Miss Paltrow part the forbidden sea so they could whisk their hands toward their face and capture the essence is the wafting air?

There is no doubt that this candle will likely sell millions of units. If she were to make a wax out of her vagina and stick a wick in it, it’d likely make billions.

What is wrong with the world?

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