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The Kansas City Chiefs Cheat Victory in Super Bowl LIV Ruined My Marriage and Has Caused Me Great Depression

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While the Kansas City Chiefs and their fans are just living it up, wildly chugging cheap non-craft beers and throwing parades in their ‘Powered Lights District’, many of us 49ers fans in San Francisco are hurt and suffering from being wronged in Super Bowl LIV.

I thought people from the Midwest were supposed to be the honest farmer types. The type of folks to say ‘Yes, Sir and Yes Ma’am’ and shake your hand and look you in the eyes with a warm smile.

But let us all discuss a truth we found after Super Bowl LIV: the Kansas City Chiefs and their fans are not honest people. They are cut from the same cloth as the Patriots fanbase and Tom Brady. You will be hard pressed to find a person in Kansas City that when confronted with all the evidence, can be honest and admit the Chiefs cheated their way to a ‘victory’ in Super Bowl LIV.

What people in Kansas City need to realize is that their cheating is now giving birth to real life issues for us fans in San Francisco. The issue below has haunted my dreams and has now sent my life into a downward spiral:

Chiefs player dances out of bounds before crossing the plane of the pylon, but of course the NFL ruled this to be a touchdown.

A few nights ago I tossed and turned, then hopped online to numb my mind on Twitter. KC Chiefs fans were still refusing to acknowledge that they did not win fair. A friend of mine from work messaged me and asked how I was doing, I told her not well.

My wife was asleep and I didn’t want to bother her, so we agreed to meet up at an oxygen bar to clear our heads and grab a few drinks.

Unfortunately, like many other SF fans right now being cheated like this has thrown me into a depressed funk and everything ended with my friend and I having an affair.

The Super Bowl and the Chiefs are to blame for this, because they just won’t give us the therapeutic admission of guilt and say that Jimmy Garoppolo outplayed Mahomes for three quarters and that there was some rigged shady Tom Brady, Belichick and Kraft end-game voodoo going on.

That is all. All over the bay area, our hearts and lives are broken as we should be the ones living it up, celebrating our Super Bowl victory. But the Lombardi was snatched away to Kansas, which is not the happy place of rainbows and dreams coming true like the Wizard of Oz would have you believe.

If there are any decent Chiefs fans out there, please just get on Twitter or any other social media and start confessing that this Super Bowl victory has an asterisk (that is this * icon on your keyboards) next to it, and the small print should say the victory was tainted by scandal and the 49ers in all honesty should be crowned champions.

Editor’s Note: Post author request link to article to ‘prove that the Chiefs actually did cheat in the Super Bowl, so maybe their fans will finally admit it.’

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    Bilky
    February 9, 2020 Reply

    Jimmy G overthrew a pass that would have made this a game. Hope you have fesses up to your wife though my man.

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    Pete
    February 9, 2020 Reply

    I really thought this was going to be one of the greatest superbowls of all time until the kittle "penalty". It was then that I knew the NFL is already trying to make mahomes the new golden boy to surpass tom brady. nothing against mahomes, the kid is great but the nfl is going to make him their marketing goldmine and the chiefs to new small town hero team. we all saw it with brett favre and then that damned tom brady, but now look at patrick mahomes. i really do not like to complain but this is just so obvious. the niners won fair and square before the powerful officials became the 12th man for the chiefs.

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    Jan
    February 9, 2020 Reply

    OH F*** Off. They call them the San Francisco Forty-whiners for a reason. The team itself is good and delivered some beat downs this post season but the Chiefs were better. Nothing more, nothing less. The Chiefs have literally whipped on teams all post season and showed they could score fast. They remind me of the Warriors before everyone got injured. If ahomes and company played a full game at max potential, you're looking at a team that could very likely score 70 points on you. If anything San Francisco is lucky KC did not EMBARRASS you like you did the Donkeys in the 55 to 10 Super Bowl.

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